Vintage Starship

Vintage Starship Sherlock, Star Trek, Harry Potter, humor, and other shiny things that catch my eye.

I'm pretty minimalist, and only post/reblog things that make me laugh out loud or give me outrageous feels.

Questions/Comments/Concerns/Demands/Random Trivia I Should Know: send it my way.

Reblogged from releasetheqwacken

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

imaginarycircus:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

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imaginarycircus:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

Reblogged from lotrlighterside

ewebean:

Here.

Did he just
He did
Martin Freeman managed to get a middle finger in the movie after all.

(Source: azadkuh)

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what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

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kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

Reblogged from lovinyouandlou

 aAvengers + iconic lines

(Source: markoruffalo)

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nightofcloudlessclimes:

endor:

i feel like they just finished a grand musical number.

Like this?

image

(Source: m-ordor)

professionalcinnabon:

confirmed next pokemon game

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professionalcinnabon:

confirmed next pokemon game

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

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eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

(Source: petapeta)

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spicyshimmy:

imagine really, really early in the five year mission, after spock has engaged in ample study of human behavioral patterns, and after jim’s first loss of a crew member on an away mission, and after jim hasn’t smiled even once in over twenty four hours, and after bones has mentioned on no fewer than fourteen separate occasions that something must be done, spock leaning across jim’s desk in captain’s quarters and gently, with both forefingers, pushing the corners of jim’s mouth upward

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Team TARDIS

(Source: rosetylered)

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tomhiddleston-blog:

Same person

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(Source: quixotic-neurotic)