Sherlock, Star Trek, Harry Potter, humor, and other shiny things that catch my eye.
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Reblogged from punkmonksteven
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry
They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.
Reblogged from releasetheqwacken
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
Reblogged from boughs-of-hollie
imagine really, really early in the five year mission, after spock has engaged in ample study of human behavioral patterns, and after jim’s first loss of a crew member on an away mission, and after jim hasn’t smiled even once in over twenty four hours, and after bones has mentioned on no fewer than fourteen separate occasions that something must be done, spock leaning across jim’s desk in captain’s quarters and gently, with both forefingers, pushing the corners of jim’s mouth upward