Vintage Starship

Vintage Starship Sherlock, Star Trek, Harry Potter, humor, and other shiny things that catch my eye.

I'm pretty minimalist, and only post/reblog things that make me laugh out loud or give me outrageous feels.

Questions/Comments/Concerns/Demands/Random Trivia I Should Know: send it my way.

Posts tagged funny

Reblogged from punkmonksteven

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)

Reblogged from the-coventry-conundrum

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you thought I was joking

Reblogged from outlander5

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

Reblogged from releasetheqwacken

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

Reblogged from outlander5

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Reblogged from releasetheqwacken

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

Reblogged from awkward-aeries

(Source: reparrishcomics)

Reblogged from cosimad

captainmarvel:

i can 1000% guarantee that it has been too long since you last saw this video 

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

Reblogged from punkmonksteven

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

Reblogged from pleatedjeans

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reblogged from the-coventry-conundrum

#if this isn’t a spoiler i’m not seeing this movie

(Source: screenweek)

Reblogged from spaceslayer

Buffy: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

Reblogged from visiongirls-deactivated20140903

Reblogged from outlander5

bethegoodgirlyoualwayshadtobe:

thejollity:

"Let It Go" from Frozen according to Google Translate

AS IF FROZEN COVERS COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER

lost my shit at the chorus

Reblogged from enjolrastic

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want